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STILL, AT YOUR LOCAL CINEPLEX
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Chamber of Commerce
Swampwater's the kind a' town where everyone knows one another, where they are going, and what they did while they were there. Our moist, little southern town will enchant you. Much like Venice but, with more power boats, snake bites, and swamp critters. Life is real quiet around here until the local mining facility kicks into full swing 'round about midnight, but hey, that's why they invented whiskey and antihistamines. So take a look at what Swampwater has to offer, then make plans to visit anyway. When you arrive, identify yourself quickly, dodge to the side, and whatever you do make no eye contact with the locals. Send any comments, questions or cash to: SwampWater Retention Authority |
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